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Think gloriously mismatched beach party, with this lot as the guest list. One guest has snorkelled with sharks and strings jewellery from shells. Another keeps German shepherds, rides horses and guards her quiet like treasure. The mix includes a comic who speaks fluent sound effect, a pole-class graduate who would happily talk cartoons all night, a Scorpio delivering fierce pep talks between sets, a self-styled Miss Perfect moving between New York, Miami and Las Vegas, and a travelling duo with Cancun on speed dial.

Sharing Florida, a peninsula state between the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic, means sharing more coastline than any other contiguous US state, so many of these people end up by the water. Introducing first, from the 104 creators here, are these characters.

#1Fit but still thick: The Buffalo Mermaid Who Strings Her Own Shells

Buffalo first, Florida now, and water always. Fit but still thick has hardly been dry since she moved south. She has snorkelled with sharks off Oahu, floated at Ginnie Springs, wandered Homestead, the Wynwood Art District and the West Palm Beach shore, and slipped across to Nassau to stop and smell the flowers. She is vegan, likes a cup of kava, can't resist a mushroom pun and makes jewellery from the shells she collects. Her allure is sunny and easy, a gym-trained flirt who greets people like old friends. Everyone who subscribes is someone she wants to know; her messages stay open at any hour and talk fills her OnlyFans page.

#2Momwithcake: The Pookie-Feeding Sound-Effects Comic

Knock knock. Kaboom. A long, drawn-out scream. Momwithcake does her comedy in sound effects and one-word punchlines, the kind of comic who can get a laugh out of a single shouted word. Everyone is pookie to her, usually while she serves them something with a cheeky bon appétit, and a wake-up call that went wrong turns into a running bit. Fansly is where the brash, teasing energy carries on in videos, flirty but never serious about itself.

#3Bunny Marie: The Pole-Class Graduate With a Cartoon Habit

Pole class came first, and she finished it proudly. Bunny Marie is a Steven Universe devotee and a One Piece fan, a cam model with a cartoon lover's sense of fun who admits she can't stop admiring her own photo shoots. Warm and direct, she asks a question and grins while waiting for the answer. Fansly is her home now, and requests are welcome.

#4Kimberly: The Wellington Rider Who Protects Her Peace

Horses are the heart of it. Kimberly rides around Wellington and Palm Beach, laughs helplessly when a horse frisks her for carrots, and shares her home with German shepherds. She is a registered yoga teacher, a holistic health coach, a vegan and an animal rights campaigner, with an MBA from USF to keep the brain busy. Her humour is dry. In her telling, life is plans going sideways again and again, answered with a shrug and a smile. She has also learnt to guard her quiet, and not everyone gets invited in. Her allure is cool and assured. Custom videos and video calls, her own favourites to make, centre her OnlyFans page.

#5Chocoblackie: The Scorpio Who Trains Into the Storm

Scorpio intensity colours all that Chocoblackie does, most recently in the gyms of Mexico City. Strength is the obsession: back days, lat pulldowns and heavy sessions, finished with speeches in Spanish about pushing past failure, refusing to wait out the storm and training where nobody applauds. Sea goddess is another role she likes to cast herself in, alongside the fierce, glamorous, slightly theatrical matadora she calls herself. Her fire, minus the gym chatter, is what suits her OnlyFans videos and photos, which she keeps for subscribers alone.

#6rain: The Self-Crowned Miss Perfect

New York, Miami and Las Vegas all get a share of rain, and in each one she keeps up a long-running joke in which she is, naturally, Miss Perfect. She has German and Irish roots and a self-declared controversial streak, and she spent the summer glowing out at Lake Mead. Her vibe is glamorous and knowingly vain, with a wink that admits it is all part of the act. Her OnlyFans page leads with video, and she is firm about keeping it private: nothing saved, shared or screen-recorded.

#7Bunny and A.Z: The Duo Who Pack for Cancun

Travel is what Bunny and A.Z love most. They are a sociable duo who enjoy meeting new people, and the Temptation resort in Cancun is their favourite place on earth. Closer to home, Daytona Beach keeps them happy. People adore their warmth and easy, playful charm. Never far from the beach, they share one flirty, sunny OnlyFans page.

The labels say less about Florida's favourites than their personalities do, but they still lean somewhere. Some small shifts mark the busy end: black hair at 32% against 27% of the whole list, glasses up a little, and custom work counting for less than across the directory. We think made-to-order work wins Florida's favourites less than personality and conversation. That fits a top group full of chatters, comedians and storytellers rather than people taking orders. Almost universal, the bunny label settles nothing.